The dildos are strong with these ones. A couple of sex store employees have made international headlines this past week after fighting off a would-be robber by the blunt force of throwing dildos. Yes, I can’t make this stuff up.
A masked gunman entered the Lotions & Lace erotica Emporium in California on Wednesday with the intent to rob it. However rather than surrendering the cash drawer, the pair of employees weren’t having a bar of it. Surveillance footage shows when the the would-be robber attempted to grab one of the employees known as Amy over the counter, her co-worker seized the opportunity throwing what looked like a rather large dildo at his head. It didn’t stop there, after being showered with dildos the failed-robber fled the scene.
“With the gun, he walked in. I just thought he was trying to be funny, to scare us,” Amy tells KABC. “But then I saw the gun and it was like, really? I don’t have time for this.”
“They come in handy, I’m telling you,” Amy said of the unusual projectiles used to fend of the robber while her unarmed co-worked added, “They do got some weight on them if they’re hit hard enough.”
Someone needs to give these pair Gold Dildos of Honour!
[Source: ABC 7]