As a child we look at the words spoken to us by grown-ups as truth and fact, needless to say they do give an occasional white lie every now and then. One day my brother was doing what older brothers do best, tormenting his younger sibling. This particular day my brother Shane had stolen my toy Rambo knife and was waving it just above my head holding it between his teeth. Of course back then my brother towered over me and he used that to his advantage. First I was polite and asked, “Could I please have it back?” After asking a few times to no prevail and being 5 years old at the time with very little patience, the screaming started. There’s only a certain amount of teasing and tormenting one can handle. My brother found it hilarious that I was getting all worked up. I’ve never quite understood the fascination with stirring the shit out of your younger siblings, I guess that was because I was the youngest in my family.
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